Night Night Nipple Girl

I have never eaten so much bread in my life and I think I've eaten enough bread for a small army going to war on a deserted island in just two weeks. The bread here is better. Which is true, not because I'm saying this cos I am in Germany (and everyone takes their bread so seriously omg), it is just the truth, or that I am just too lazy to make decent food and bread is cheap and I can make bread with ham, bread with cheese, bread with chocolate spread, toast with cheese, toast with ham, toast with chocolate spread etc etc etc. In conclusion, I am a very lazy person and I rather eat bread than making myself decent food. Okay, confession, so I spent most of my grocery money on sweets and yoghurt (in my defence yoghurt here is CHEAP!) I bought lots of sweets here because this place is heaven for a person who CONSTANTLY needs something sweet in their mouth. And I am those people. I am so HAPPY that Haribo here is so cheap and I get to eat it EVERYDAY.

Like literally binge eat gummy bears.

Everyday.

What is life?

Germany is heaven.

Deutschland ist der Himmel.

Und ich bin ein Narr.

Okay I know you told me to not call myself that but I am. I can't help it. Admit it you like me because I am stupid enough.

Eh?

So this post will be about food. I figure that talking about my daily routine is kinda boring so my not something interesting and relatable to everyone? Like food?

Wir ♥ Lebensmittel.

Which is the slogan for one of the supermarkets that I do my grocery shoppings here.

Edeka.

I like grocery shopping here in Germany because it lets me see how people here live. Like my mother, she is also a big fan of the supermarket in other countries because it is interesting. You get to see what people eat, use, or buy on the daily basis. (And also see what they have that we don't and then complain to everybody back home about that one thing) I like strolling (yes, stroll) down the aisle for sweets and chocolates because I am a gigantic woman child and I have a diabetes level sweet tooth. So, like I said before, I spent most of my money on sweets, Haribo gummy bears to be exact. I love it so much. I've gotten warnings from my friends and my man about eating so many gummy bears but I just can't stop. I bought a 360g pack and I am enjoying myself so much. I bring it to class and just casually eat it during class and it's nice. I like gummy bears okay! It's not like I have an addiction to it.

Maybe I do. 

But the addiction will be over when I go back to Malaysia and they see it RM11 plus for a not so big pack. Ugh. Malaysia economy. Oh ya food in Germany. I like the currywurst. It is bratwurst with curry sauce but it is not exactly curry sauce, it tastes like spaghetti bolognese sauce with curry powder. I was worried that it's gonna be spicy cos you know I am weak I don't eat spicy food but that day Rachel and I went to get it and it is not spicy at all. I love it a lot. And then I want to try the döner but then you know the portion in Germany, well not Germany, in the entire Europe is gigantic and I am a small little Asian girl (haha what lol no) I can't finish the portion. Everything is big here, it is so scary. So maybe one day I will try the döner. Coincidentally there's a döner shop in where I do my grocery shopping (come to think of it that place has everything hmmmm) so yeah why not get one next time I go to get more bread and gummy bears (hahaha but seriously)

Also y'all know how addicted to caffeine I am right? So here's a little story for you all. When I first arrived, I didn't have coffee for days because a) I don't know how to use a stupid coffee maker, and b) I am trash that drinks instant coffee, and c) I am too cheap to buy 'to-go' coffee. So those few days I was cranky and tired and just horrible. When I pass by cafes, I would automatically start to salivate, that is how bad this is. So then I got to get instant coffee, then I am alive. I survive on crappy food and an unhealthy diet, don't be like me, kids. I have two apples in my cabinet now and I don't know when will I finally eat them, cos it took me like two weeks to eat two apples. I am those people that want to eat healthy, bought healthy food, but then never eat them. Like my apples. So when you see me, scream at me to eat my apples or else they will go bad. And also my eggs. I neglected them cos I am lazy to cook them since I have bread so I can just make a sandwich and no need to wash frying pans.

Hahaha.

My laziness has no limits.

So there is nothing much I can say about the food cos I don't FREAKING EAT THEM. I didn't go to the restaurants cos it's expensive and here you have to tip and I am already poor so no thanks. I want ice-cream very badly but then I am on my period and I have terrible cramps (actually it's better now that I am on the pill hmm hmm hmm thank, birth control) but one day I will get them. Oh maybe I'll get it when I go to Köln tomorrow.

Ehehehehehe.

I am sorry mom and dad for spending your money like it's water. I am a very bad daughter and I will repay you when I marry a billionaire husband and then wait for him to die 'mysteriously' and then inherit all of his fortunes so that I can take you two around the world in first class. No, just kidding. But I will find a nice job, make enough to let you two enjoy life when you two retire like how you let me enjoy life now in my 20s. I promise.

AND IN FIRST CLASS!!

I promise. 

Your beautiful daughter,
Delilah